This Week in Taco Bell: Charlie Daniels warns Taco Bell about the …

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Just when you begin to fear that the unfathomable technological connections we hoped might unite us will ultimately only drive us apart, and consider all the ways this era we assumed would be the Information Age has become the Too Much Information Age or perhaps even the Disinformation Age, that’s when a hero emerges to light the beacon of truth.

It’s Charlie Daniels:

For those unfamiliar, the Mexican-inspired American fast-food restaurant chain Taco Bell has been running a series of ominous ads centered around its newly expanded dollar menu but alluding rather overtly to the totally real and utterly ominous secret society known as the Illuminati. Here are some examples:

Though it might seem hard to believe an organization as broad-reaching and nefarious as the Illuminati would concern itself with something as trifling as Taco Bell’s new dollar menu, the truth is that the Illuminati’s tentacles reach countless corners of society and that orchestrating the course of human history can work up the type of appetite that will only be sated by great deals on delicious tacos.

Daniels, best known for that song about a guy who beats the devil in a violin duel, may be the only Grammy Award-winning country musician with the knowledge and courage to warn Taco Bell about its association with the Illuminati, but he is hardly the only person worried. YouTube features literally dozens of videos pointing out the occult symbolism in the Taco Bell ads, the ways they forebode the apocalypse, and how Taco Bell is revealing itself as an Illuminati-run enterprise by burying the truth in its commercials.

If you search for terms like “Taco Bell” “boycott” and “Illuminati” on Twitter, you can find a bunch of examples of people smartly avoiding Taco Bell now that they know, via Taco Bell’s own ad campaign, that Taco Bell is evil and all-powerful.

It could be, of course, that the existence of a contemporary Illuminati with any real influence is just fictional, conspiratorial nonsense. But then, maybe I’m just suggesting that because I am myself Illuminati. Maybe I’m just joking about that, but maybe I’m joking about that to misdirect you from the fact that I’m secretly Illuminati. We’ll need Charlie Daniels to step up and sort this all out.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/01/this-week-in-taco-bell-charlie-daniels-warns-taco-bell-about-the-illuminati

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