Self-parking Volvo ploughs into journalists…

This is the full headline, sine the title doesn’t have enough room!

Self-parking Volvo ploughs into journalists after owner neglects to pay for extra feature that
stops cars crashing into people

I’m not quite sure which part irks me more… That it parked into the journalists but didn’t cause any real damage to them (damn paparazzi!), or
that you have to specifically buy the module so you don’t run into humans!

Why would something like that be considered a “extra” feature?

I can’t think of a single reason why avoidance of other cars, buildings and obstacles is standard… But avoiding humans? Well, you pay more for that
nifty little feature!

I guess it because we’re soft and squishy… so we won’t damage the paint.

Maybe they figured people would buy “Package B” Since it’s cheaper than a car wash after every parking job?

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